Funnies as seen on the Web.
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Taliban Terror!
The last fight with my wife was my fault. She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
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On Aging
A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"I know what you mean. My eyes are so bad I can barely read the paper with a magnifying glass," replied another.
"I can hardly hear the TV unless it's turned all the way up!
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," contributed another .
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
"Well, it's not all bad," said one old guy cheerfully, "At least we can all still drive!"
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Count the black dots between the squares.
"So that your faith might not rest on men's wisdom, but on God's power." --1 Corinthians 2:5 |
"For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." --1 Corinthians 1:18 |
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The NEW Stealth Fighter!
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"And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever." --Revelation 20:10
"If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire." --Revelation 20:15
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(For the Believers in Heaven) "God will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away." --Rev 21:4
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars--their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death." --Revelation 21:8
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I'm not sure why this is funny but I giggle every time I look at the dog's face. Having a bad day? Call this up on your desktop :O) |
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Bad news folks:
"All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." --Romans 3:23
Now the GOOD NEWS:
"If you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." --Romans 10:9
Jesus said, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." --John 14:6
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Michelin Man indicted in paternity suit!
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